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tamyemma:

Good morning. Here’s a collection of tweets by dingbats who don’t understand how the Olympics could have possibly started 3000 years ago. Because, you know, it’s only 2012 dude! See more here: http://i.minus.com/iAzASPnShhwve.jpg


“the olympics have been going on half as long as the universe”



'surely we should be on more than the 30th olympiad.'
oh, these are jokes!
um, if the olympics have been going on for 3000 years, how come we only get to see them for 2 weeks every 4 years?
how can we even know the olympics have been going on for 3000 years? the bible doesn’t mention any olympics.
3000 years ago? they must have been the aquatic olympics #theflood

    annicka:

    evangotlib:

    tamyemma:

    Good morning. Here’s a collection of tweets by dingbats who don’t understand how the Olympics could have possibly started 3000 years ago. Because, you know, it’s only 2012 dude! See more here: http://i.minus.com/iAzASPnShhwve.jpg

    “the olympics have been going on half as long as the universe”

    'surely we should be on more than the 30th olympiad.'

    oh, these are jokes!

    um, if the olympics have been going on for 3000 years, how come we only get to see them for 2 weeks every 4 years?

    how can we even know the olympics have been going on for 3000 years? the bible doesn’t mention any olympics.

    3000 years ago? they must have been the aquatic olympics #theflood

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      At least we can all take comfort in the fact that at least two of those twits are from England. I say at least two...
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      *cringes*
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      ……….
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      Just in case you needed another reason to feel smug today.
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      These people don’t deserve to live.
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      'surely we should be on more than the 30th olympiad.' oh, these are jokes! um, if the olympics have been going on for...
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      Do they not teach about the concept of BC in the third grade anymore?
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      "the olympics have been going on half as long as the universe"
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      Wow. America, fuck yeah!
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